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Joke of the Day

"I've got a banana in my drawer that I took from the office fruit basket. In 3 weeks my co-workers will pay me to throw it away. Easy money."

"What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)"

"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""

"What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad."

"If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people, they're the ones who keep having gay babies."

"Three logicians walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""Do you all want a drink?"" The first logician says: ""I don't know."" The second logician says: ""I don't know."" The third logician says: ""Yes."""

"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."

"Constipated Mathematician Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."

"Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark."