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Joke of the Day

"Three logicians walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""Do you all want a drink?"" The first logician says: ""I don't know."" The second logician says: ""I don't know."" The third logician says: ""Yes."""

"2 men walked into a bar The third one ducked"

"What's the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"INTERVIEWER: strengths? ME: I'm good at presenting both sides of an argument INTERVIEWER: great ME: which could also be a weakness..."

"Threw a surprise bukakee party for my girlfriend last night You should have seen her face."

"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."

"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"

"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"

"I'm quitting drinking for good. Now I drink for evil."

"My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances."