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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese DeBrie!!"

"Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot."

"A Priest, an alcoholic and a Paedophile, walk in to a bar. He buys a drink."

"What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs."

"Hell is just going to be you on a conference call waiting for the 8th guy to dial in for all eternity."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Ronald McDonald? One of them is red and the other one is dead. LOLZ"

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."

"At first, I wanted nothing to do with this election... ...but now I've got a Bone to pick."

"I've waited long to say this. I think we should all gift watches to the folks at /r/trees. It's high time."

"Why did the cop shoot the insomniac? He was resisting a rest"