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Joke of the Day

"I like finger painting. I once painted a finger... on my finger, it was really good, no one could tell"

"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""

"A man finishes a tube of chapstick... ...just kidding."

"A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."

"If you could pick any superhero name and power, what would they be? My name would be ""Dad"" and my power would be *invisibility*..."

"I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination."

"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK"

"I had a Bernie supporters joke..... But most of them don't work."

"If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp."

"What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference? You probably won't get it."