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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 0:00!"

"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""

"I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can't use ""It's Monday"" as an excuse."

"What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? ""Put it on my bill."""

"Baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"How to stop being intimidated by dates Just think of them as big raisins."

"Golfer: ""Please stop checking your watch all the time caddy. It's distracting!"" Caddy: ""This isn't a watch sir its a compass!"""

"Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces."