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Joke of the Day

"Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom."

"New Year's resolution is to stop drinking. Dies of thirst."

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know someone who would be very angry if she heard that."

"[day 38 on the ark] NOAHS WIFE: we're out of food NOAH: don't worry, i have a contingency plan UNICORN: why are u lookin at me like that"

"Internet Explorer says I must have cookies turned on. I've licked them seductively what more can I do?"

"How do you save a drowning black family? As a .jpg"

"The next time your boss asks you to start your presentation with a joke... ...attach your payslip on the first slide."

"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."

"What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason."

"""Oh you're excited about something? I'll make sure that it doesn't happen."" - Life"