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Joke of the Day
"What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!"
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"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"
"My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died... she was attacked by a giant crab"
"What does Trump grab this month? What does Trump grab this month........ Octo-Pussy"
"My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me that she would be happy as long as I get her something with a lot of diamonds in it. She's gonna love this pack of playing cards."
"When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?"
"I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks."
"remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days"
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."
"My Wife and I made love today for the first time in weeks. (X-POST from r/shortscarystories) I put her back in the freezer afterwards."