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"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuch-orn"
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"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""
"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."
"A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction."
"A SO with an STD is like Play-Dough, They're fun to play with, not to eat."
"Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat."
"Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!"
"What is the clinical name of the surgical procedure performed on a transsexual woman transitioning into a man? Addadictomy"
"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""
"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"