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Joke of the Day

"A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction."

"Even though the nurse who performed my circumcision did a bad job... I still left her a tip."

"When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him."

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Booooookake"

"You scream, we all scream, I apologize for entering the womens bathroom."

"I've got a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start"

"Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!"

"Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet."

"RadioShack is on the verge of shutting down. . . I guess its batteries are running out"

"If a problem has a solution - no need to worry. If there is no solution - then it is pointless to worry about. A fundamental principle of apathy."