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Joke of the Day
"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"
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"What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal."
"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."
"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."
"If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you."
"Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks"
"You can tell a lot about a person's personality by the type of car they drive. I haven't got one."
"So A C and E walk into a music bar... The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."""
"My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it."