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Joke of the Day
"Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go."
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"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""
"What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon."
"Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but I turned them down. I like to keep it reel."
"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"
"What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you"
"This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here."
"The joke of 2016 Trump"