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Joke of the Day
"Christina Applegate should totally get involved in a scandal-- then we could call it Applegategate"
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"What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !"
"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."
"A Mexican plays uno, And steals all the green cards.."
"Spelling cunts. *counts."
"I've been stealing retainers and throwing them in a swamp so that in 1000 or so year archeologists think it's an ancient nerd burial ground"
"Putting the dog down today. Gonna start by telling him he has a big nose."
"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"
"I had sex with both of the Olsen twins. But that was before they were famous."
"What's long,hard,and full of Seamen ? SS This Dick. naval battalion"