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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"

"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"

"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."

"If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger."

"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk"

"I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off. I love counterfeiting stuff"

"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."

"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"