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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"

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"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I'm going to bed"
"A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even after marriage... Husband says ""yeah, but I wasn't expecting to get married to you!"""
"Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office."
"A boy came home with a C+ in music. He said with great vigor, ""I got an A-"""
"My wife says I've left the toilet seat up ""like a bajillion times"" but I'm contacting Jill Stein to demand a recount."
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"
"Tianjin's disaster could have been prevented... After all, the experts have warned us that China's population might explode."
"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."