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Joke of the Day
"Slept with a girl who had eczema last night The sex was alright but her tits were cracking!"
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"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
"Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships? They wanted to see what a winning team looked like."
"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."
"Did you know Hitler didn't like to eat meat? He was a vegetaryan."
"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."
"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"
"what am i doing with [borat voice] my liiiiiiiiiife"
"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat"
"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."