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Joke of the Day
"Slept with a girl who had eczema last night The sex was alright but her tits were cracking!"
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"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."
"So I was in bed with this woman and she said, ""Not in the ass."" I said, ""Hey, it's my thumb, it's my ass. If you don't like it, go in the other room."" Garry Shandling"
"Why do republicans hate math? They were never comfortable with integration."
"Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!"
"Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear Did Greece help?"
"My father never told me why he removed the last page of my comics. I drew my own conclusions."
"If you need an ark built... I Noah guy"
"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"
"I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but you need to do it around the right people, otherwise they act like its a huge fox pass."