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Joke of the Day
"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"
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"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."
"What's the most popular sexual activity among Manitoban horses? (NSFW) Whinny-pegging!"
"What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work? A futility knife."
"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."
"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."
"So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures... But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market."
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."
"I like my women like I like my drinks... cheap and full of alcohol"
"Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget."