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Joke of the Day

"Cats & Movies What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie? He paws-ed it!"

"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"

"Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."

"I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them. They have no soles"

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"

"Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."

"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"

"This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch."

"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"

"The best part of having a beard is that it covers up like 40% of my terrible face"