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Joke of the Day

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for ""dailysex""... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for ""dyslexia""."

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"""Stop anthropomorphising me, bitch""- my cat, while i'm writing this."
"Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?"
"That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you."
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"wwow i dropped my phone with my twitter open and people crowded around reading it and applauding and women threw roses and kissed my feet"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile"