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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
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"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"
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"What kind of jeans does mario wear? [Denim denim denim.](http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) ^^^^^^shamelessly ^^^^^^stolen ^^^^^^from ^^^^^^tumblr"