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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"Stop pissing me off or I'll marry you"

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."

"If I was an origami penguin, where would I hide?"

"I like guys marrying my sister like I like my pinata coladas Full of rum! (Currently attempting to write a best man speech for my soon to be brother in law)"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic"

"What do you call a gay Ginger? Flaming."

"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :("

"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."