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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :("

"LPT: If you don't have a SO, pray to God every night and see if that works. If not... try Satan."

"Her: You need to text faster Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago"

"During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone."

"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"

"why don't programmers like nature? because it has too many bugs"

"I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants."

"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"

"What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry? An Armenian!"

"So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad."