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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect changed ""killing spree"" to ""killing soiree"" so bring your finest evening attire because murder can be classy."

"My foot wants to interact with your face. "

"What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *A big mac*"

"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."

"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."

"Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row."

"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"

"What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies? One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater."

"My new thesaurus just came in Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible"

"What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis? Occupational hazard."