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Joke of the Day
"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of Caesars..."
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"What do you call a dirty Chinese crab? A crusty asian"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in you ass."
"Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting."
"What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals"
"I was just dancing like nobody was watching and anyway... my dogs dialed 911 and these firemen think I'm having a seizure."
"*girl smokes weed 1 time doesnt even get high* *spends next 3 days drawing mushrooms with highlighters*"
"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""
"Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs? The Bannisters"
"So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government"