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Joke of the Day
"Lorena Bobbit died in a car accident today From what I hear, some dick cut her off."
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"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"
"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."
"Some women are born to make history.... I prefer the ones who get deleted from mine."
"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"
"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"
"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"
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"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""
"What's the difference between a box of dead babys and a Lamborghini The Lamborghini isn't in my garage covered in a tarp"