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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a box of dead babys and a Lamborghini The Lamborghini isn't in my garage covered in a tarp"

"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"

"What kind of bikes do girls ride? Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)"

"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"

"Announced sternly to students today that ""only hard things are worth doing!"" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to."

"Girls who use tanning beds either have no concept of what they actually look like or have advanced fantasies about being a waffle."

"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"

"Kid sounds like the turtle from Finding Nemo http://youtu.be/3yDeag-HzuE"

"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"

"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"