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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
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"[job interview] Says here you're good with nicknames? ""I don't wanna brag Super Cool Interviewer Man"" *under his breath* holy shit he's good"
"Donald Trump is still running for president because it is the only race he hasn't offended yet."
"I wonder what ""don't touch"" is in Braille."
"whenever u hear a creak at night, dont wory its nothimg scary! its just a reminder that somthing u think is solid like a house actualy moves"
"What do you call a midget, that escaped prison, that is also a psychic? A small medium at large."
"What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS"
"If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular?"
"How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?"
"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"