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Joke of the Day
"Why are farmers cruel? They pull corn by the ears."
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"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."
"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."
"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"
"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"
"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"
"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box..."
"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."
"They say a woman knows after 7 seconds whether or not she wants to have sex... Good thing I only last 5."