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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when celebrities ask me to donate to some fund, you make 30 millions a movie & I make $30 a day. You send money."

"My mom asks if I could help her bake bread this Christmas. She kneads me."

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth"

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen Snowballs"

"I like my women like I like my chocolate... White."

"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."

"Thanks to the internet I know the actual medical terms for all the ailments that I'm positive I'm dying from."