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Joke of the Day
"What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians"
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"I haven't seen my son in months One day a boy come home looking exactly like him but he said he was hungry. Son I don't know who this hungry guy is but I miss you, please come home. -Dad"
"One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. ""Wire you insulate?"" his wife scolded. ""Watts it to you?"" he snapped. ""I'm ohm, ain't I?"""
"Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner and thought: ""WE COULD HAVE HAD PARACHUTES?"""
"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."
"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."
"Knock Knock Its the Spanish inquisition"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I'll re-rack."
"Time to get out of bed and worry from another location."
"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."