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Joke of the Day
"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."
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"My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold."""
"When the only light in your world is suddenly gone ...it's time to recharge your phone."
"Everyone knows you can tell a criminal is lying if his lips are moving, but how do you know when a cop is lying? His pen is moving."
"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."
"I asked my dad if I was adopted... He said, ""No, but not from lack of trying."""
"All these illegal immigrants...(xpost) ...have crossed the line!"
"You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident."
"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"
"Weekend's coming up. Time to surf the real world."