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Joke of the Day

"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."

"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"

"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."

"How do you make a coffee sad? You mocha..."

"Why do french doctors always book followup appointments? Because they have a knack for retreat-ing"

"what's a pirate comedian's favorite reddit? aaaarrrrrrrr/jokes"

"[house hunting] Friend: *hurls spear into vinyl siding* GOT ONE! Me: *hacking at brick siding w/ sword* GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"

"My friend was arrested after carving equations into blocks of quartz He was charged with manufacture of crystal math"

"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."

"Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline."