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Joke of the Day

"Me; Right, some revision? Son: K Me: Start with chemistry? Him: K Me: Periodic table? Him: K Me:What's the symbol for potassium? Him: Dunno"

"What's the best drug to have sex on? Birth control."

"Step On A Crack and Break Your Mother's Back... Smoke some crack and break your mother's heart."

"My girlfriend got her period today... ...and I guess, since I'm the adult in this relationship, I'm going to have to have ""the talk"" with her. They grow up so fast..."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ... and doesn't"

"Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick... come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye."

"*Gets called into HR Me: What was I accused of now? HR: I haven't had any sexual harassment claims against you lately. Is everything ok?"

"Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."

"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"

"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."