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Joke of the Day
"What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!"
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"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""
"Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying ""keep in touch"" after they let you go."
"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"
"Why do black people never sleep? Because the last one who had a dream got shot"
"you stole my electron atom 1: you stole my electron. atom 2: sure? atom 1: positive!"
"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."
"ABC just proved that's it's true what they say about black guys... They really are the best at basketball!"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."
"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"