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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"My therapist raped me. Who can I talk to about that?"

"A wife is like a box of chocolates, you never know which of her multiple moods you're going to get, you just better act like you love it."

"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."

"What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question? A Regis Error."

"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."

"Three Mexicans were seen at the border. They were tres passing."

"teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!"

"What is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"

"Your neck. There's an axe for that."