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Joke of the Day

"A man trying to scam people into buying land in space was baffled when it didnt work. . . His sign read: 'SPACE AVAILABLE'"

"First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""

"My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe."

"I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman"

"How many fuck boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, cause its already lit as fuck fam."

"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be ""that guy."""

"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit."

"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"

"Dear time, more weekend please."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !"