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Joke of the Day

"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about."

"The horse name is Friday A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday"

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."

"Why can't the shepherd remember how many he had sex with? --- he keeps falling asleep when he counts them."

"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."

"I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 12 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad."

"drity Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Kinda scared for 2017 Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more"

"Why was Chic-Fil-A founded? So that the choir boys could get more meat in their mouth besides the Reverend."

"I'm 43 yrs old and still buying pot at a mall parking lot. On the flip side, Mom is 70 and still selling it there."