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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"
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"Hey pregnant ladies, all of your 3D ultrasounds look like Voldemort in a garbage bag."
"I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy. PS. i want my $1!"
"Why are atheists afraid of exponents? They don't believe in a higher power."
"Typing ""I hate Reddit"" brings up the following sub-Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/"
"It was a shame King Henry VIII had a lisp, it made it quite difficult for him to order his wives coffee. ""I'll have them decapitated"""
"What s the difference between an ostridge ? it can neither fly"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits, and the other fucks between shits."
"If apple made a car would it have windows?"
"I just released my mixtape in Tianjin. It was da bomb. Too soon?"