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Joke of the Day

"CUTE GIRL: [motioning to my dog] is he yours? ME: no, he's adopted"

"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"Why are eagles so hard to find? They're always in diskies"

"Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you're wrong & Raphael isn't the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it."

"First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!"

"Why girls live longer than boys???? SHOPPING"" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,""PAYING the ""BILLS"" does"

"What do 7 million Chevy's have in common? I don't recall."

"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"

"What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up? Playdough."