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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching"

"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."

"What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject. Edit: I am can't word goodly."

"BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future."

"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."

"""Fuller House"" was billed on a misleading premise. There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen."

"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... One turns to the other and says ""It's getting pretty hot in here isn't it? "" The other muffin says ""Holy shit! A talking muffin! """

"I just finished reading a scholarly book exploring the African American experience in samurai culture- I highly recommend it! It's titled, ""Ninja, Please."""