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Joke of the Day

"What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject. Edit: I am can't word goodly."

"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."

"anyone wanna hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, its too CHEESY."

"People who say ""No, and here's why..."" need to realize that we stopped listening after the ""no"" part."

"I missed a call from my mom, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called."

"What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other? ""Nothing personal."""

"I want to know the backstory of when an eyelash turns evil and says ""That's it. I'm done protecting the eye. I'm going in to destroy it now"""

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""

"Atheism... is a non-prophet organization."