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Joke of the Day

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you get when you cross someone with a sex disorder and someone who ruins punchlines?"

"My dog is disabled so I have to hold him up when he pees. Long story short, I'm getting really good at writing my name in the snow."

"Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do."

"I dated a midget once, we were in love.. I was nuts over her."

"A guy walks into a burn ward and says ""Hey, you with the face!"""

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark."

"How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it."

"I'm going start wearing a cape instead of headphones to deter people from talking to me."

"Why does the Mexican man chain his dog away before the mailman comes? Because his panics."

"How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots? HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!"