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Joke of the Day

"I just couldn't stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal... It was riveting."

"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."

"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"

"Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem? Eh, I'll tell you later."

"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."

"Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain? It failed the Smaug test."

"Why Doe's Ellen Pao suck? Because of my big tits."

"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."

"The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist."

"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."