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Joke of the Day

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."

"Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife."

"Have you heard about the dyslexic robber who ran into a bank? He screamed: ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!"""

"What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS"

"If you're American when you go into the toilet, and Asian when you come out, what are you on the toilet? European!"

"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."

"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""

"The wife's only listening to you outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels"

"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""