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Joke of the Day

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

"Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with."

"I take my women like I take my coffee. Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving."

"What do you call it when frankenstein's monster's wife gets her period? Her monstrual cycle"

"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."

"How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug? It makes me sick."

"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."

"Hey baby, are you a gorilla exhibit? Coz I wanna drop a baby into you."

"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"

"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""