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Joke of the Day

"All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them."

"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"

"What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river"

"In the time it took me to RT in Favstar I could have written the tweet in calligraphy and hand delivered it to all 7600 of my followers."

"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"If you and jack were horseback riding Would you help jack off the horse?"

"What's the difference between a penis and a red light? My girlfriend won't blow a red light."

"1) Find and catch a rabbit 2) Go to restaurant 3) Complain about a hare in your meal 4) Enjoy free meal plus adorable household pet"

"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."