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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the movie invisible? I couldn't"

"What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer"

"I took up guitar lessons recently. It's pretty simple, really. Unless the song requires the blue button."

"Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better."

"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"

"A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath ""Mom"" he asked, ""are these my brains?"" ""Not yet, son""."

"I'm a member of DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia"

"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"

"An Imgurian walks into a bar REPOST"

"Golfer: ""Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"" Caddy: ""Eventually."""