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Joke of the Day

"What does a unionized hooker say when she is done work for the day? I'm off the cock."

"They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a massive disappointment."

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume."

"The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky"

"Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"Saudi Arabia Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned."

"whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia? It's legal to get stoned"

"Why did the Irish man only eat two hundred and thirty nine beans? If he ate one more, it would be too farty!"

"What mythical creature is the most bloody? A hemogoblin!"