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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Irish man only eat two hundred and thirty nine beans? If he ate one more, it would be too farty!"

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"

"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."

"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."

"The portrait fell down from the wall, And struck the young man's head. ""A striking likeness!"" was just about all, The rueful punster said."

"I drop kicked a Japanese woman today After holding the door open for her, she said to me ""Sank you"" How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!"

"Top 10 inappropriate songs to sing at a children's karaoke party; 10 - Sometimes When We Touch"

"Why did the cow return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"What do tumblrinas do on Halloween? They go trigger treating"

"If she's wong.... she cant be white."