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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
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"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."
"Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people"
"Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!"
"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."
"Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos"
"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"
"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."
"What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre"