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Joke of the Day

"Doctor, doctor... I have a cold and feel like I'm about to explode... ...well sit down and blow your nose up!"

"*runs into san francisco restaurant* THE KALE WASN'T LOCALLY SOURCED *sound of 100s of ubers smashing into each other outside restaurant*"

"How does NASA prepare for an organized event? They planet!"

"Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip."

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm read for free"

"Here's a joke about circumcised foreskins. [Removed]"

"What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes."

"Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat."

"Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked ""I haven't seen it"" but I have. I have seen it. A lot."

"Knock Knock can i get about 3.50?"