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Joke of the Day

"Why did the squirrel swim on it's back? To keep it's nuts dry."

"Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"

"water Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. l"

"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."

"Went to watch 'Comedy Thesaurus - The Punny Years' at the local theater yesterday. Disappointing, it was just a play on words."

"A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. It was part of the deal"

"Why are A's like flowers? Because B's go after them!"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games."

"What if that light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just you being born from another vagina?"

"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."