201860
Joke of the Day
"I'm terrified of the day robots become self-aware and start wearing fedoras."
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"GROCER: slide your card ME: it didn't work GROCER: does it have a chip? ME: *puts hand over pringle in my pocket I was saving for later* no"
"I'm gonna name my firstborn ""arial"" and people will be like ""oh like the mermaid"" and i'll say ""no like the font"""
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
"The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market"
"Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs."
"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bail"
"So I went to the doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""
"Want to hear a joke? The Ghostbusters Remake"